…Has got to be Mo’s Bacon Bar from Vosges Chocolates. Yes, that’s right bacon and chocolate. Together! Now I’ve never been much of a fan of Valentine’s Day, but this yummy treat might just change my mind. Plus it comes in a pink box. See below:

(Full disclosure: I received this as a birthday present, but since I’m eating it on Valentine’s Day I say it counts. Thanks, Gil!)
[...] Full disclosure — this is a joke that was inspired by a real chocolate bar that is almost just as ridiculous, as seen on spume. [...]